Matt Sutter, he has the most impressive…
It’s birthday time again! Matt Sutter, owner of the largest Adam’s Apple on the Eastern Seaboard, turns 26 today. Let’s once again use the commentary for this post to show him how much we appreciate/despise his friendship by completing this phrase:
Matt Sutter, he has the most impressive…
…and thoroughly disgusting rubber fingers.
…straightened hair for a white guy.
…pheromones. Apparently.
…skank (between the sheets).
love of malfunctioning police robot prototypes that have acronyms for names. It is also an amazing fact that there are very few degrees of seperation between Matthew Sutter and Kevin Bacon.
Skants (not quite pants, but not quite shorts either)
…ly bad internet connection that he just saw this many days late. thanks!