Birthday Fraud
Well, another year has passed, today I am 27, and speeding down the backside of my third decade. This year brought with it some big changes like the shock of self-employment, and the even greater shock of engagement. All welcome and exciting changes no doubt, but decidedly more “adult” than I’ve ever had to be in the past. By this time next year, actually much sooner, I will be married. Married! Crazy. Love ya, Liz!
As a delightful anonymous birthday wish, someone stole my credit card info and racked up a few charges. Luckily, my credit card company pitched in when it counted, ditched the charges and sent me on my way. They even got my name right on the first try! *sniff* Happy Birthday to me!
Here’s to another year of cheating death… Let’s all get pissed!
Congrats Jason! I’m heading towards 27 in the next few months and it’s making me a little anxious. I too have had some major changes this year, but nothing quite as exciting as yours seem to be. Keep up the awesome work!
“Let’s all get drunk and play ping pong!” - #1
Happy Birfday Dood!
Dude, let me tell ya, twenty-seven is the new seventeen. Don’t sweat it. Playstation will feel the same for the next few years.
Happy Birthday, Stan.
Happy Birthday, Stanny!
Happy birthday man!
This is my first comment on here and I gotta say I’m an avid fan of yours.
From what it seems, your life is much more interesting and eventful and certainly more productive than I can ever hope to be (and I’m still 18!).
Have a great day bro - and congrats with the wedding!
Happy birthday man!
This is my first comment on here and I gotta say I’m an avid fan of yours.
From what it seems, your life is much more interesting and eventful and certainly more productive than I can ever hope to be (and I’m still 18!).
Have a great day bro - and congrats with the wedding!
Happy B-Day! I’ll be hitting 26 in a month… crazy how once you get over 25 you start to feel older. Maybe it’s just me. Once you hit 30 though, that’s the line where you can definitely not consider yourself a kid anymore. I mean I still consider myself pretty youthful, but once you cross that, you have to start proving your coolness to younger people, it’s no longer just a default. Congrats on the nuptuals!
Happy Birthday! And Congratz! Married life is great, enjoy it!
Congrats and welcome to the party. Apparently 27 is the new 45. It seems like a lot of people I know are making big changes in their lives at 27. Do I see a trend here? Probably not but Happy Birthday to you, dear Stan.
On my 27th birthday, I decided to give Metallica one last chance by picking up St. Anger, which Repo Records made available a few days ahead of its release. We all know how that story ended. So, credit card fraud and all, your 27th beats mine by a mile even before lunch. Happy Birthday, young Stanakin.
Happy Birthday
Happy birthday, old timer!
Sorry I stole your credit card!
LOL J/K
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, Stan! 1 more year before you have to switch to a NEW baboon heart, too!
Goodness!, mine is tomorrow, Happy Birthday Jason.
Happy Birthday!
Good luck with that baboon heart, hopefully it means you won’t have to live in a bubble anymore. Oh wait, wrong blog! Sorry, my bad.
Happy birthday.
27 is a cool age to be. the curve of the 2 balances the angle of the 7, you’re too old to be easily dismissed by older people and too young to be one of them…anyway, happy birthday, stan!
Happy Birthday. I had no idea you were such a young wippersnapper.
Happy Birthday JSM. Having just turned 30 recently, I admire how much you have done in your short 27 years on the planet. :)
Happy Birthday!
I turned 30 in Apirl this year and my wife and I had our first little yungster all in the same month! Thirty doesn’t feel any different to me. I only think about being thirty when someone asks me my age. To me I still feel 23!
Happy Birthday!
Be sure to keep ‘em coming.
Man. Your 27 mopped the floor with mine. I barely got any comments on my site, and I even had a kickass video of a spider wrapping a wasp up in his web to share with the world. Happy birthday, man.
Happy Birthday! WOO, WOO, credit card fraud ROCKKKKKSSS!!
WOOOO
Happy Birthday!!!
LOLorem for the credit card!!1
I thought we were the same generation, but I guess now I can refer to you as ‘that kid Jason Santa Maria’ : )
Happy Birthday!
Wow, I’m way too much of an adult for my age. I’m still 3 years behind, and I’ve been married now for almost 2. …and if it makes you feel better, I’ve had my credit card number stolen already too. That’s it…I’m just going to tell everyone I’m 27…since it’s the new 17/45. Happy Birthday Stanley Steamer.
Self-emplyment? What? Are you kidding me? What about that little joint you guys call Happy Cog?
Belated happy b-day. My CC got hacked too.
Happy Birthday (though belated, too)!
Happy Birthday! (dito, belated…)
Thank you all very much :D
I turned 27 yesterday too, and I’ve already been married and became a dad (twice-over, because we had twins), so don’t sweat it!
Happy B-Day.
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday Jason!
Whoa, you and I share the same birthday! And we’re both named Jason… weeeeird… Happy Birthday!
Weird, you have the same birthday as my wife (including year).
Whoa! it’s your BIRTHDAY? it’s my UNBIRTHDAY! What a small world…
Whoa, cool, happy b-day, Stan! And great to hear about the marriage (and the right name, too :D)
Take care ol’ man, you’ll have to tell Rob to add you some more gathers to virtualstan ;D (— just kiddin’, it’s not that bad yet :D —)
I trust you enjoyed “your” day. Did you get a cool cake with lots of candles?
And don’t worry about 30; it’s really nothing like what folk make it out to be. It’s just another year.
Todd: Oh yes, very cool cake from Mom, and candy for all. Some fun gifts too… probably more on that soon.
Candy for *all*? Then you ate mine, as usual. Oh well. I hope it was good…
Cheers to that. As someone “speeding down the backside” of his third decade I can only quote John Lennon: “Life’s what happens while you’re making plans” and Warren Zevon: “Enjoy every sandwich”. Now where’s that bottle of bubbly?
Happy Birfday! (Baltimore dialect) Quit trying to pass those credit card charges off as being fake (ferret fetish videos and a new PC from Dell) Goodbye Macintosh!
Happy Birthday.….
I thought you were 23,24..
Enjoy the cake!
Jason, you are actually “speeding down the backside of
” your SECOND decade. 10, 20 (you are here), then 30 :)
DickBluBaugh: Sorry man, and as painful as it would have been for my mother to birth a ten year old boy, I started life at age 0. The tally: 0-10 (1st decade), 10-20 (2nd decade), 20-30 (3rd decade). Three! Three decades, ah ha ha!
Okay, I was just testing you. :) Hahahaha duhhhh..