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January 20, 2005

The Pinnacle of Evolution

The Pinnacle of Evolution

Anything look odd to you about this photo? Perhaps it’s the crazy-fish-man-with-crab-claw-hands?! Obviously a common fish has evolved into some sort of higher life form and, if I may say so, is doing quite well for himself. I mean look, he’s a chef now! Even though you feel the need to prey on your former brethren by way of a net, I respect you crazy-fish-man-with-crab-claw-hands. Darwin is crying tears of joy.

Commentary (5):

1. Dane says… jan 20, 2005 | 1:19 am

I think we need a hand check on the chicken in the background. What’s he doing, anyway?

2. Jason Santa Maria says… jan 20, 2005 | 7:11 am

He is actually some sort of pelican-esque beast with his head lowered like he was in mourning. There’s something not quite right about that meat department.

3. Ian says… jan 20, 2005 | 8:33 am

Talk about creative freedom! The sculptist must’ve had a good time with that.

4. niff says… jan 20, 2005 | 10:27 am

that is so bizzare! I’ts like a creature from “the last unicorn.” I would give him a cage right next to the harpie. Your grocery is fun!

5. Dane says… jan 20, 2005 | 1:32 pm

Okay, I can believe a fish creature becoming a chef, but a mutant pelican? Now that’s just absurd.

When I first looked at those boxes next to the fish I thought they said “Crab Kangaroos.” By the looks of things, that may not be far from the truth.