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Santa?

This menacing mechanized Santa stood about 8’ high, with one hand fixed in a claw and the other in a fist. Seconds later he tried to swallow my soul.

Commentary (3):

1. Shane Guymon says… dec 17, 2007 | 10:01 am

That’s one scary Santa…

2. Ian says… dec 18, 2007 | 1:27 am

I hope the artist intended this to be shit-curdlingly frightening.

3. Blake says… dec 19, 2007 | 8:34 am

All I want for Christmas is a new pair of shorts, Santa.