Rob Weychert, he’s one hell of a…
Today is local man Rob Weychert’s birthday. Rob reaches the ripe old age of 27 today, and I would like to take this time to give him a small gift from his friends and enemies. I ask you, dear readers, to use this post as a birthday card/roast of our dear friend Rob. Please use the commentary for this post to finish this phrase:
Rob Weychert, he’s one hell of a…
…mustache jocky.
poo hole
…rockin’ rocker
…lucky charms stealing, orange-haired corporate whore with a heart of gold
…dancing queen.
sweetie-poo pie pirate.
.….sex machine
…lucky fella to have the friends that he does.
…underpants tinkler.
…boy that will soon be quite a remarkable man. he is a great admirer of trousers and what they are known to contain. he also has a golden voice that haunts me when he’s not around and an aura that is brighter than the sun. perfection, thy name is ROb.