The Pinnacle of Evolution
Anything look odd to you about this photo? Perhaps it’s the crazy-fish-man-with-crab-claw-hands?! Obviously a common fish has evolved into some sort of higher life form and, if I may say so, is doing quite well for himself. I mean look, he’s a chef now! Even though you feel the need to prey on your former brethren by way of a net, I respect you crazy-fish-man-with-crab-claw-hands. Darwin is crying tears of joy.
I think we need a hand check on the chicken in the background. What’s he doing, anyway?
He is actually some sort of pelican-esque beast with his head lowered like he was in mourning. There’s something not quite right about that meat department.
Talk about creative freedom! The sculptist must’ve had a good time with that.
that is so bizzare! I’ts like a creature from “the last unicorn.” I would give him a cage right next to the harpie. Your grocery is fun!
Okay, I can believe a fish creature becoming a chef, but a mutant pelican? Now that’s just absurd.
When I first looked at those boxes next to the fish I thought they said “Crab Kangaroos.” By the looks of things, that may not be far from the truth.