An Effective Promotion?
Apparently the best way to promote your take-out restaurant is to open the doors of apartment buildings around town and scatter loads of menus on the floor. They must have figured I would call and order a pizza after being overcome with hunger from cleaning up their mess.
My mouth is watering just looking at that pile of menus…
That’s an excellent composition. I REALLY like this picture!
You’re lazy - You don’t have a job so you take the easist one you can find - putting pizza menus on doorknobs.
You’re a lazy piece of shit - You’re so goddam lazy that you instead bomb the entire pile into someone’s doorstep and call it a day.
So did you order any pizza? I love pizza. mmmmm pizza.