June 9, 2006

Rob 2048

Perhaps the most frightening of all, a 72 year old Rob Weychert made a appearance at this year’s Camp Naked Terror. The theme for this year was “Future!”, so I imagine Rob had traveled back in time to warn us about something… but he never got around to that, opting to flip people off and thrust his crotch in their faces instead. Good to know Rob will still be Rob in 42 years. (Future Rob later turned out to be Kevin—Nocoins, not Cornell—in a fake beard and bald cap. I don’t even know what’s real anymore.)

Commentary (9):

1. Dean says… jun 9, 2006 | 8:17 am

That’s awesome! More “Camp Naked Terror” photos please!

2. Ian says… jun 9, 2006 | 9:51 am

I love how the couch pillow could be adapted to his hairy belly. He was dancing pretty hard — remind me to bring my own pillows from now on.

3. Smallest Photo says… jun 9, 2006 | 12:35 pm

Sooo disturbing.

Why the name tag btw? Surely everyone would recognize Future Rob.

4. Ian says… jun 9, 2006 | 3:23 pm

Oh, the nametag was a nice touch. It read:

Hello! Shut the fuck up. Go eat a shit with your dick

5. Jason Santa Maria says… jun 9, 2006 | 3:29 pm

Yeah, classic Rob… er… from the future.

6. Smallest Photo says… jun 9, 2006 | 6:27 pm

Oh that Future Rob.…

7. Kevin Nocoins says… jun 10, 2006 | 5:03 pm

I AM FAMOUS!!!

I hate that I had to shave off my mustache for this costume… now I look like the REAL Rob… only taller, and cooler, and less of a douche. bahahaha

8. Smallest Photo says… jun 11, 2006 | 11:20 am

I have to say I think you’ve managed to impersonate two people at the same time. You actually look like future Jon Armstrong dressing up as future Rob.

9. Ian says… jun 12, 2006 | 12:30 am

For the record, future Pete was no fun. He just looked like Nocoins in a bald cap and glasses.