Anyone who *has* watched that spectacle got burned immediately. You see, the effort makes a constipated dragon blow his flames all over the audience. In fact, most dragons die of constipation, rather than sword or missile attacks. It comes from all that iron around their snacks. Poor things. — Joerg the Dragon Whisperer
This must be before Dragon stole Rocket’s Fire Breath.
That top line typeface gives me the friggin’ heebees.
That’s not a rocket Stan. It’s a dragon suppository. Note the look of angst and concern on the dragon’s face. Bubba’s impacted.
I guess all dragons are constipated. Have anyone ever seen dragon dung?
Anyone who *has* watched that spectacle got burned immediately. You see, the effort makes a constipated dragon blow his flames all over the audience. In fact, most dragons die of constipation, rather than sword or missile attacks. It comes from all that iron around their snacks. Poor things.
— Joerg the Dragon Whisperer