Sickening!
For the uninitiated, this is what Baltimore is all about: People with big, giant boofant hair who don’t speak the language very well and call everyone ‘Hon’.
Oh, and I almost forgot, the director of Pink Flamingos (a movie set 30 miles outside of Baltimore), John Waters? Yeah. He lives here and so…flamingos.
Nice lights and darks, Stan.
That was a million dollar campaign to ‘clean up’ the city by making the scum bags who murder, take drugs and litter “believe in the city.” Bumperstickers with a retarded message in white. People are apeshit about it, too; there’s about a dozen spinoffs. Personally, I’d prefer guys on every roof top shouting BELIEVE into megaphones. It’s just more authentically science fiction that way.
What? Oh. This is Jason’s blog and I’m not the spokesman for Baltimore? My bad.
the flamingo has a cool little like mohawk thing going on around his head with the stars and all, its like the stars are coming out tonight and the the flamingo is on the prowellll, preowwww!!!! that is what I have to say, so now go to homestarrunner.com and click on the strong bad emails and see what is the real scoop, not like those whimpy thrifty ice cream scoops but the baskin robbins scoops, the real scoop!
Well, I was told to go to this awsome site called jasonsantamaria.com, and I thought, “Well he’s got a pritty sweat name, he’s got to have a cool site.” Well much to my dismay its totally crap filled, look at this picture of the flamingido thing a’ling bober! What the heck Jackson maria man! Like where do you live? In like some ally way behind sesame bean street? Where they throw all there junk and you go around just taking pictures of crap and call it art? I’ll show you true art, the mystical and confining type. Go to homestarrunner.com and click on the strong bad emails and click on the dragon one and you will see the tatics taken to pelase my adoring fans. Here you will see a poor boy learn to draw a dragon and see the greatnest and majesty of my dragon, “TROG DOR the BURNINNATOR” you will see the majesty yet! So Mr. Jackson Maria Man go to the site now and learn from me the great STRONG BAD of them alls.
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Sickening!
For the uninitiated, this is what Baltimore is all about: People with big, giant boofant hair who don’t speak the language very well and call everyone ‘Hon’.
Oh, and I almost forgot, the director of Pink Flamingos (a movie set 30 miles outside of Baltimore), John Waters? Yeah. He lives here and so…flamingos.
Nice lights and darks, Stan.
Since you mention it, what do all those believe stickers mean anyway?
That was a million dollar campaign to ‘clean up’ the city by making the scum bags who murder, take drugs and litter “believe in the city.” Bumperstickers with a retarded message in white. People are apeshit about it, too; there’s about a dozen spinoffs. Personally, I’d prefer guys on every roof top shouting BELIEVE into megaphones. It’s just more authentically science fiction that way.
What? Oh. This is Jason’s blog and I’m not the spokesman for Baltimore? My bad.
the flamingo has a cool little like mohawk thing going on around his head with the stars and all, its like the stars are coming out tonight and the the flamingo is on the prowellll, preowwww!!!! that is what I have to say, so now go to homestarrunner.com and click on the strong bad emails and see what is the real scoop, not like those whimpy thrifty ice cream scoops but the baskin robbins scoops, the real scoop!
Well, I was told to go to this awsome site called jasonsantamaria.com, and I thought, “Well he’s got a pritty sweat name, he’s got to have a cool site.” Well much to my dismay its totally crap filled, look at this picture of the flamingido thing a’ling bober! What the heck Jackson maria man! Like where do you live? In like some ally way behind sesame bean street? Where they throw all there junk and you go around just taking pictures of crap and call it art? I’ll show you true art, the mystical and confining type. Go to homestarrunner.com and click on the strong bad emails and click on the dragon one and you will see the tatics taken to pelase my adoring fans. Here you will see a poor boy learn to draw a dragon and see the greatnest and majesty of my dragon, “TROG DOR the BURNINNATOR” you will see the majesty yet! So Mr. Jackson Maria Man go to the site now and learn from me the great STRONG BAD of them alls.
U SAY U HAVE THE BURNINNATOR THE THING LOOKS LIKE FAGNINNATOR